Masters Thesis, 2019

 • I, Carly: Queering Oedipal Narratives in E•MO•TION

 • Black Skin, White Iverson: Discourse in Postmalonialism

 • Hoodie Proctor With The Devil: OOO vis-a-vis OOoOO (Or: The Witch Is The House and Vice Versa)

 • The Bachelard & The Bachelardette: Interior Poetics and The Heternormativity of The McMansion

 • Deixis Chicks: Feminist Solidarity in Country Music // There’s No Man In ‘Jolene

’ • Pedigree, Pandemonium, Paterfamilias: HHH, OOO, and the Necessary Decentralization of Masculine Object

 • Le Chambre Marie Claire — Barthes and The Femininity of Spectacle

 • Hito SteyIRL: The Longitudinal Ethos and Echoes of StickyDrama 

 • Yves Saint Berlant: Band T-Shirt Mating Calls and the Optics of Desire in a Post-Evan Dando World

Danzig: I don’t think Planned Parenthood should be selling baby parts like a chop shop in Brooklyn, OK?

Also Danzig: WELL I GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY

Frankenstein question

Did they have to, like, charge him?

Universal Monsters:
• Wolfman: kills people
• Frankenstein: killed a kid
• Bride of Frankenstein: aiding, abetting
• Dracula: kills people, wolf neglect
• Creature from the Black Lagoon: kidnapping
• Phantom of The Opera: theatre murdre
• The Mummy: some people broke into his house and stole his stuff and somehow he’s the asshole here?

Very unfair to the mummy, imo.

Amidst rumors of Russian collusion, KoЯn considers turning R around.

It is canonically true that every film starring Ryan Reynolds released after 2002 is actually an installment in the greater expanded Van Wilder multiverse—everything that occurs to Van Wilder in any given Ryan Reynolds film is concurrent with the rise of Taj.

Do you think anyone ever looked so hard at the Shocktop logo they became a cop?

The movie Drive only the entire soundtrack is the Incubus song Drive